We have a problem at the Center with the toilets overflowing due to too much tp.  Suzanne assembled the ususal suspects.
Holding the tp between her index figures, she instructed each one to take some tp  The first pulled off about a foot.  The next gave a pull, swish!, as well as got a good yard.  Then came P. from my van.  Swish! Swish! Swish!   SIX FEET!   The next suspect was catching on as well as pulled off two squares.
Then Suzanne took an unoccupied tp tube, held it in front of her, as well as looking through it said, “This is a pipe. Stuff from your body goes through it in conjunction with the tp”  She then took each sample of tp as well as pushed it through the “pipe”.  The first went through easily. The second was a little slow.  Then came P’s sample.  It went in as well as some got through as well as hung out the end of the “pipe” like a wet noodle, the remaining tp was clogged in the pipe.
Suzanne suggested that the next time they utilize the toilet, use less tp.  And when there's an overflow, to call a personnel person immediately to help clean the mess.
Always a good laugh at the Center.
Pops